May 2013
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the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
Watchgiraffeari:
theautumnbottom:
futurefantastic:
badtvblog:
Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.
THAT WAS THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I’M DYING
IM CRYING IM CRYING IM CRYING CHILDREN ARE SO LOVELY AND CUTE AND WAH.
OMG AWWWW
“Isn’t it funny? I’m enjoying my hatred so much more than I ever enjoyed love....”
– Janet Fitch, White Oleander (via lazyteen)
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jwisser:
thepasta-nerada:
vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
spiffymuffin:
when I was in preschool sometimes we had pizza days and one day we had like a stack of pizzas on the table waiting for all us kiddies and suddenly BARNEY WALKED IN AND HE GRABBED LIKE 5 OR 6 BOXES AND JUST WALKED OUT AND I KEPT POINTING AND NO ONE WOULD LOOK AND THEN HE WAS GONE AND NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE ME
THAT PURPLE ASSHOLE STOLE PIZZA FROM A BUNCH OF PRESCHOOLERS
westbor0baptistchurch:
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
